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"I don’t want to be mean to your daughter, Mr Matthews - she’s my best friend - but don’t you think she’s a bit… underdeveloped… compared to me? I’ve got a brochure here for military school - if you sent her there, then I could move in with you, and you could be my new daddy. It would really help me get over the grief from my daddy’s tragic "accident". He was a bit… underdeveloped… compared to you."

(Source: lynnedaniels)

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